part of the “real america”
part of the “real america”

Whenever I want me some good ideas for child rearin’, I look no further than to Alabama. Them folks always have something good cookin’ in the pot that I can easily adopt into my own life. And being that money is a scad tight for me and the Mr. now, I found just what I was lookin’ for.

Alabama has the recipe on how to feed men and women for an entire day on less than the price of a Coke and a bag of Fritos!

That’ll teach em!
That’ll teach em!

Alabama prisons have a law allowing sheriffs $1.75 per day to feed inmates*. If they can feed them for less, they pocket the left over money, and you know what? some of them crafty sheriffs are turning a profit.

See, Pierre and I have been feeding ourselves and offspring at a beautiful little San Francisco market a few blocks away with organic produce and free-range meats from local farmers. We didn’t think much of paying $8/lb for broccoli salads, or $9 for their cheapest bottle of red ’cause you know, these are the goodest deals at our little market.

Cool Hand discount
Cool Hand discount

But now I see the error of my ways. Like Alabama prisons, I can be feedin’ my family with a 2 dollar bill each with cha-ching left over. I just have to figure out where them Alabamian prisons are buying their food. I have a business resale license so I’m thinkin’ that buying wholesale may save me even more.

Pierre is gonna be proud. Feedin’ the whole family for well below $10 with change to spare so he can buy more Camembert. Damn, thanks for another great idea Alabama!


* Alabama sheriffs feed inmates on $1.75 a day:
During the days of the chain gangs, Alabama passed a law that gave sheriffs $1.75 a day to feed each prisoner in their jails. More than 80 years later, most Alabama counties still operate under this same system, with the same $1.75-a-day allowance. Read on dear reader ….,2933,356436,00.html




Earlier this month, a sheriff in Alabama actually went to jail for having pocketed more than $200,000 out of the inmate food stipend. How long did he stay locked up for? One night! It’s not specified what he was served for dinner or even if he ate at all. Last year, he and another sheriff paid $500 for half a tractor-trailer full of hot dogs, which were served to the inmates at each meal until they had been depleted. The sheriff is now back at work but the jail’s nutritionist lost his job - boohoo. If you want to congratulate the sheriff for his cost-saving acumen, please give him a call. Here is his contact page and two articles narrating his achievements:

Alabama has many fans
Alabama has many fans
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2 Responses to “Alabama my Alma mater”

  1. kyes on January 6th, 2009 4:01 am

    well, there are some good things going on in Alabama’s prisons. the food situation is a disgrace to lots of us, but something the system takes pride in.

    are you really from Alabama? you have a cool blog indeed.

  2. 7starhd on July 20th, 2022 6:45 pm

    thanks to web.

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